Apple’s emojified execs sure look awful as humans

Today’s World Emoji Day.

To celebrate this stupid holiday I turned Apple’s executive staff – who had some poor corporate artist turn them into emoji – back into humans.

Why? Maybe to protest the both the creation of idiotic holidays and the subsequent corporate takeover of said events. Or maybe because it allows TNW to profit from the attention bonanza while still maintaining an air of subversiveness (I seeee you Motherboard and Splinter). Maybe I was bored? I don’t know, but it sure felt good.

BEFORE:

EMOJI:

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