Something hit me like prime Tyson this week: thereās nothing more exhilarating than getting a new console.Ā Nothing
When the Xbox Series X was first announced, I wasnāt fussed. Yeah, it looked cool, and I thought Iād pick one up when GTA 6 or Fallout 5 were released, but Iād be just fine without a new console thank you very much, pal.
But I was wrong. Oh lord I was wrong.
As my colleagues got next-gen consoles, the reviews rolledĀ in, and the games came out, my soul began to itch. āI need this,ā I told my reflectionĀ inĀ the mirror at 1am, placing a hand on its cold surfaceĀ inĀ order to feel something,Ā anything,Ā āI need thisĀ so bad.ā
Letās take a moment to acknowledge that emotion. This wasnāt a pathetic, childish want ā thatās for losers and half-assers ā no, this wasĀ a root-deep ache, a bone resonating howl,Ā inĀ other words,Ā an adult emotion.
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Thankfully, I managed to find a new console to sate my boundless need. And thus began the longest weekĀ inĀ my life.
I have a theory: the only timeĀ inĀ life you recapture the excitement of a childhood Christmas Day is when a new console is on its way. Itās natural that as you age, the thrill of things diminish. But, for some reason, that hasnāt happened with games consoles.
As soon as I had the tracking link, the impending arrival of the Xbox Series X consumed me, the thought of it haunted me to such a degree that I had several dreams about the damn thing. I watched the delivery tracker like a child checking off the days until Christmas and, each time my doorbell rang, my heart twirled. The week was a month long ā and it was worth every second.
It was only after the Series X arrived I realized this wasnāt the first time Iād had this rush while waiting for a new console; it happened with the Switch, it happened with the Xbox 360, and it happened with the Gamecube.
I think the scientists call this a āpattern.ā
Getting a new phone or laptop is electrifying, but it doesnāt feelĀ quiteĀ like this. The closest I could get to why I experience such an intensity of emotion revolves around potential joy.
A new console is the first stepĀ inĀ a happy gaming relationship set to last many years, and,Ā unlike those other devices, something like an Xbox is used solely for fun, for entertainment, and with that knowledge comes a sense of freedom and charm thatās hard pressed to be matched. Or maybe Iām a dweeb. The juryās out.
So, was the longest wait of my life for the Xbox Series X worth it? Friend, you already know the answer to that question.
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