This article was published on April 11, 2019

Blockchain governance is boring, butt one developer solved it with assplay

New Chrome extension makes blockchain bearable again

Blockchain governance is boring, butt one developer solved it with assplay

Blockchain governance is a touchy subject. There’s always drama when it comes to rolling out upgrades to open-source projects like Bitcoin and Ethereum, butt one dev has an “interesting” solution for curbing heated governance debates: assplay.

Inspired by the hubbub surrounding a proposed change to Ethereum’s distribution model (shifting mining rewards to devs), Whiteblock CEO Zak Cole released a new Chrome extension named “Gspot.”

The plugin automatically changes the word “governance” to “assplay” on any site you visit when you “hit it.”

Before hitting the Gspot
Ah, it fits perfectly

“The governance arguments are getting out of hand. It all boils down to funding and money,” Cole told Hard Fork. “Right now, in the Ethereum space, ConsenSys and the Ethereum foundation are the primary sources of funding.”

“Governance presents a difficult problem that we need to address as a community, but I think that where the topic of governance is concerned, it’s often used as a blanket term to fuel arguments that are really about funding issues masquerading as a governance problems,” said Cole.

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1 ETH = $2000 means less assplay talk :(

Cole has a point. Last year, Ethereum co-founder Vitalik Buterin put forward a plan to manage “lost” cryptocurrency; the event quickly generated a huge fuss, as CoinDesk reported. It appears Ethereum governance is just as controversial in 2019.

(By the way, when you have the extension enabled, CoinDesk’s headline delightfully reads: “Ethereum assplay ‘Not That Bad’ Says Buterin Amid Fund Debate.”)

Indeed, this extension doesn’t just work on Twitter. It works across the entire internet. “That’s why it took a week to get approval from Google’s web store,” Cole told Hard Fork, who confirmed the Big G had no problem with the word “assplay” specifically.

“Surprisingly, they were only concerned with the permissions because it works across a user’s browser sessions and isn’t specific to one particular page or tab,” he added.

Google didn’t even care about the logo. Take a close look, notice anything butt-specific about it?

Press this “logo” to turn governance to assplay

Cole ultimately expressed that governance drama makes supporting the future “Web 3.0” ecosystem more difficult.

“All of this drama detracts from our productivity in shipping code that works,” Cole told Hard Fork. “We need to ship ‘Ethereum 2.0,’ but people who can’t ship, argue about architecture, and people who can’t argue about architecture argue about governance.”

Should this really be controversial in 2019?

“Governance is not broken. I don’t think it’s as big a deal as it’s being portrayed as. We’re still trying to navigate this space that’s still being designed. So long as we’re collaborative in addressing these issues and figuring it out together, I’d chalk the rest up to growing pains,” he concluded.

So while the “core” Ethereum community figures out whether to funnel mining rewards towards developers, go check out the Gspot extension. Steer that boring blockchain governance talk toward assplay – don’t knock it ’til you’ve tried it.

Did you know? Hard Fork has its own stage at TNW2019, our tech conference in Amsterdam. Check it out.

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